i think my favorite picture from tumblr is the one where a person is riding their bike and falls off of it and hurts themself and blames communism for it
Guess what I got at the thrift store
is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantron
every time someones like
"please take out your number 2 pencil"
take it out and scream
“ME HOY MENOY”
ME HOY MENOY
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
but not by the pizza guy
THAT’S SO PRECIOUS
This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom
There is someone out there for everybody.
It just might be a goose.
relationship status: waiting for my one true goose
GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER